Cookie monster weighs 400 lbs...

Woman beats lady over girl scout cookies - So she's missing some cookies and decides to go insane over the missing cookies.  This is the real cookie monster - and she weighs 400 lbs.  On the one hand I applaud the roomate/husband if this was just a ruse to get the lady some cardio... but there has to be a safer way.. like tying the cookies to a string and putting them in front of a treadmill...


                               SAFE                                                                     

NOT SAFE

I hope this illustration clears up the matter.